LOOKING EVER SO CHIC, WITHOUT MAKING ALL ENVIOUS OF OUR BUFF PHYSIQUE!
As all of you are shivering and wondering if this miserably glorious winter will ever end--wonder not. It won't. The clock has been turned back an hour, so we lost sleep, look like death warmed over, and are starting to wonder if the tire we acquired while hibernating would be worth something to Good Year or to Mobile, or some other energy company.
Time to meditate!!!! Spring is here, bent into a pretzel (and that is just my brain), willing you all to visualize sun, fun, and laughter. Okay, so it's fiction, but try to imagine it. Here at Pennywise, we want to make that vision all the more real to your frostbitten fingers. Our Pennywise Loot tonight might even take you down the Office Dork Ladder half a rung (before someone kicks you down the rest).
WE HAVE SEXY SUNNIES THAT WERE MEANT TO BE YOUR PROTECTION ON THE BEACH AND THEY SCREAM "CARRERA"!!!!! Yes, Bellissima! They are perfect enough though for you to use them to cover yourself up, in case there are other people on the beach that would be traumatized at the sight of all your...GRANDEUR. Have no fear. Slip on the cool shades we have thrown in to make u look sleek, and make believe they can’t recognize you. P.S. The ostrich in the sand example is bogus.
- Brand: Carrera
- Style: Wraparound
- Name: Jacob
- Color 30K Red